After a long...long day of kingly duties, the Cero Espada Leon Elizondo pinched the bridge of his nose as he headed inside his quarters. A corner of his mouth quirked upwards though, remembering he had a spunky arrancar woman waiting for him. He headed over to where he kept a spare bottle of wine and a few glasses.
Before he got them out, he messed with the music player he rarely used but this time he needed it. Set the mood, help him relax and unwind...Soft music filled the room and he briefly nodded to himself. He took out two wines glasses and filled them up generously. He could hear Erith approaching the room and quickly sat on the small sofa. Leon set the two glasses on the table and quickly got into a relaxed position.
Erith walked in and she was still wearing her lab coat. Her hair was tied up, so she must have been doing hands on work with her latest creation in the science division of Las Noches. Upon seeing Leon, she smiled and tugged her hair free, walking behind the sofa.
“It’s nice to see you back.” she greeted leaning down and hugging him from behind. “I’d stay but I am tired, so I’m heading off to bed.” She planned on going back to the cot she kept in her lab so she could presume work in the morning, but wanted to see him first before sleeping. She pressed a kiss to his cheek and made a move to leave. “Good night!”
Leon did a double take. Did...did that just happen? “Uh well…” he started in disbelief. His plans on spending a rather passionate night with her started to crumble. Erith seemed to pick up on this and paused, turning around. She tilted her head in concern.
“Is everything okay?”
“Well it’s uh-well I was just hoping....we could uh- I mean I want to make this clear! I don’t want to beat around the bush, but I was thinking we could uh…” he had trouble saying this clearly, especially as he watched her move around and sit on the other end of the sofa. She crossed her legs and had her hands folded in her lap as she watched him. He could feel his face slowly start to become red like his hair.
Erith clicked her tongue upon seeing him struggle and turned her head. “Hang on. Brinza! Can you translate whatever the hell he’s trying to say?” She called out. Considering the two were friends, he’d probably could figure out what Leon was trying to say. It was kind of adorable though. The Primera strode in.
“Yeah yeah, I got this.” Brinza stood behind the sofa where Leon sat and looked down at the two. He always found it amusing how Leon struggled with women and ‘getting laid’. Leon cleared his throat a bit embarrassed.
“I was...I was hoping we could uh spend some time together.”
Translation: “WHEN WAS THAT THE LAST TIME WE HAD SEX WOMAN? WHAT DOES A BROTHER HAVE GOT TO FUCKING DO TO GET SOME PUSSY IN THIS PLACE?” Brinza shouted, gesturing wildly between the two of them.
Erith quirked a brow and slid her hands onto her knee. “Well, you’ve been pretty busy lately.” she started. Leon blinked, not sure what she was saying. Women were really complicated so her words could have multiple meanings.
He held up a finger. “Hang on, can we get someone to translate for you?” he asked and she chuckled with a nod. She turned partially and called out to her lab assistant.
The red-blonde male walked in, he must have been waiting outside for Erith. He stood behind the sofa as well on Erith’s side. “What do ya need babe?” he asked, checking underneath his nails. While her lab assistant, he was also her best friend.
“Could you do me a solid and translate ‘Well, you’ve been pretty busy lately?’ I’d appreciate it.” she asked not taking her eyes off Leon. Jai looked over at him and Brinza, before snorting. Here they were, the new generation of Arrancar, getting into ridiculous shenanigans.
He cleared his throat. “WELL EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF ME, MY CROTCH IS NOT A GARGANTA YOU CAN JUMP IN AND OUT OF! I DON’T SEE YOU FOR HOW LONG, AND YOU WANT A BOOTY CALL? I NEED AN EMOTIONAL CONNECTION!” He shouted, lightly blushing at the foul language.
Leon adjusted his position on the sofa and gestured to the wine. He then jerked his thumb towards the music while giving a awkward laugh. “I thought this was romantic?” He nervously said while trying to maintain some confidence.
Translation: “I’M FUCKING TRYING BITCH! DON’T YOU SEE I GOT THE ROMANTIC MUSIC, I GOT THE WINE IN THE GLASSES, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME? AN ENGRAVED INVITATION FROM MY NUTS?!” Brinza jumped up and down for a few seconds while yelling before angrily gesturing to the music, before to his own groin.
Erith scooted a little closer while adjusting her own position on the sofa. “Maybe we should make a date?” she offered.
Translation: “WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? JUMP OUT OF MY UNIFORM EVERY TIME YOUR DICK ACTIVATES? YOU AIN’T MY KING MOTHERFUCKER! AND MY VAGINA IS NOT SOME SHEATH YOU CAN PUT YOUR ZANPAKUTOU IN WHENEVER YOU FEEL LIKE IT!” Jai shouted, jerking his pointer finger at Brinza as he yelled and leaned forward.
The crimson haired male took a deep breath and shifted closer to Erith, leaning on the back of the sofa. “I did mean to visit you, but I had meetings and business all day long, in and out of Hueco Mundo.”
Translation: “I’m dealing with those MOTHERFUCKING shinigami, and hearing their fucking whining all day long! Then I got Santiago on my ass about the sins and temptations of pleasure or whatever the fuck comes out of his mouth! Then I come home, AND YOU’RE NOT GONNA LET ME GET MY JAM UP IN HERE?!” Brinza seemed to be getting way too into translating for Leon, and was full on screaming at Jai.
Erith brushed some of her dark waves behind her ear as she scooted closer. She laid a hand on Leon’s thigh and squeezed lightly. “Well, I’ve had a busy day too.” she answered.
Translation: “You act like I ain’t got nothing else to do here! I GOT THESE BITCHY SCIENTIST WANNABES ON MY ASS 24/7! What’s more important, YOUR LIMP DICK OR ME MAKING SURE THESE FUCK KNOBS DON’T DIE BECAUSE I GOT FED UP WITH THEIR ASSES AND CHOPPED THEIR DICKS OFF!”
The two translators were heavily glaring each other down now as the two they were translating for were scooting closer to each other. Leon sighed but smiled at Erith. “Okay.” he replied in turn.
Translation: “YOU SEEM TO BE FORGETTING JOB NUMBER ONE! YOU ARE MY SECRETARY OF PUSSY BITCH! GET TO WORK!” Brinza this time stomped his foot for emphasis, leaning forward at Jai.
“You.” Erith chuckled, shaking her head as she was directly next to Leon. One of her hands gently cupped the side of his face.
Jai said no words for this translation, and instead full on slapped Brinza with enough force to make his head turn. As the couple on the couch got closer and Leon’s hands went to rest at her waist, Brinza started to eye Jaidon up and down after turning his head.
Suddenly he attacked Jai by wrapping his arms around him and crushing his mouth onto his. The other arrancar male seemed to reciprocate this and gripped at his back going along with it. The sound of the two making out caught the attention of their friends, who only looked up surprised.
“Hey Brinza, Jai, we’ll take it from here.” Leon looked up, waving his arm as the two quickly separated.
“Whatever ya say boss.” Brinza remarked following Jai out of the room and the couple groaned hearing the latter squeak and the sound of someone’s ass being smacked. Erith simply shook her head and let herself be pulled into Leon’s lap as he laid back into his seat.
“We’re a bunch of fuck ups.”